renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via obama-fix-this)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via cafe-bustelo)

austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

(via chr0nicle-x)

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21 Apr 14 at 12 am

ridge:

bruuuuhhhh LMAOOOOOOOO

(via itsjustjunegloom)

ridge:

bruuuuhhhh LMAOOOOOOOO
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20 Apr 14 at 11 pm

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

http://affodell.tumblr.com/post/83375343531/bogleech-hitlervevo-my-social-studies
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20 Apr 14 at 6 pm

eccntrcs:

Arabian nights 🔮🌙 (at Karavan Columbus: Treasures from Turkey)

eccntrcs:

Arabian nights 🔮🌙 (at Karavan Columbus: Treasures from Turkey)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via asvprock)

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16 Apr 14 at 1 am

Lio - Mark Tatulli

Lio - Mark Tatulli